ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
We are all geniuses on this site
there are no downsides to this at all
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
- "Okay, well, we’re never trying a recipe from Pintrest again."
- "We were out of paprika so I used cayenne instead. They’re basically the same, right?"
- "You said burning water was impossible, so explain why the smoke detector’s going off."
- "I didn’t know you could cook."
- "The whole kitchen is flooded with dough. You’re not allowed to use yeast ever again."
- "Well, that does it. I’m a vegetarian now."
- "I told you I could cook."
- "I kind of sliced my hand open and bled into the potatoes…is this fixable?"
- [text]: Your birthday present is that I’m wearing whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and nothing else. Hurry home.
- "I’m allergic, dumbass."
- "Is glitter edible?"
- "Let me get this straight. You found a unicorn, and your first response was to kill and cook it?"
- "Just because you can add food coloring to something, that doesn’t mean you should."
- "The good news is, dinner’s ready. The bad news is, the kitchen’s on fire."
- "You can never have too much garlic."
- "In retrospect, I should have baked the cake before icing it."
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
Amy’s little jump appreciation post
hello 911 benedict cumberbatch said and read naughty things and then he winked
Just because someone’s parents are together, someone has a nice house, has nice clothes, isn’t poor, eats every day and has a loving family doesn’t mean they can’t be depressed, have anxiety, an eating disorder, self harm issues, or any other problem.
fucking thank you
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.